Many of you are already familiar with the term. Blue balls refers to when a guy has been aroused for a prolonged period of time without experiencing climax. Medically speaking, blue balls is known as “epididymal hypertension.” According to Healthline, blue balls “can cause pain and aching in the testicles after having an erection without an orgasm” but is “not serious” (Blue Balls: Understanding Epididymal Hypertension). Blue balls, in general, can refer to sexual frustration. It’s when your thirsty but don’t have any way of satisfying your crave.
A lot of articles on this site address why PMO is inadvisable as a method to satisfy one’s libido. PMO comes with a host of problems, side effects, you can say–physical, mental, social, and spiritual–that pale in comparison to the alternative. As does leading a promiscuous lifestyle. Sexual integrity is important both for people of faith, like myself, and for people with no spiritual inclination.
The question today is what do we do when our sex drive outpaces any healthy, wholesome outlet we have at our disposal (e.g. a marital partner)?
How To Control Libido And Relieve Sexual Frustration
In the face of strong sexual urges, some people take cold showers, work out, distract themselves with an activity, or invest their energy into school, work, or relationships. Spiritual people pray and take measures to develop a stronger connection with God. Sexual transmutation, which is the redirection of sexual energy into non-sexual pursuits, is a time tested way of relieving sexual frustration. Other people’s intentionality consists of “Doing nothing,” and waiting for time to pass (What To Do About My Strong Sexual Urges?.) Many people have found that it gets easier to control sexual appetite over time. The first few weeks of abstinence are typically the most intense, then the body begins to adjust to a new normal (temporary or otherwise) of infrequent, or non-existent, sexual release.
However, this article isn’t about the medium and long-term. It’s about the here and now. What can we do, today, about our strong sexual urges? I have experimented with a myriad of tools over the years to address this problem, including all of the ones mentioned in the previous paragraph. The one that has by far been the most effective for me, that I continue to practice every single day (for the all-around benefits, as well) is stretching. Who would have guessed? Stretching for most of my life was what you did for a few minutes before playing a sport, to avoid injury. Stretching is also what you did after getting injured, to speed up recovery. It had no practical application for me outside of these contexts.
What prompted me to give stretching a second look was the testimony of David Goggins. Goggins is a famous former American Navy Seal, extreme athlete, and author of Can’t Hurt Me: Master Your Mind And Defy The Odds, which has sold more than 3 million copies to date. I was a fan of Goggins, and I was intrigued by the passage in his book where he credits stretching for “saving his life.” Goggins said that his body had become so tense from childhood trauma, cumulative emotional stress, and an extreme athletic lifestyle, that he seriously thought he was going to die. He couldn’t exercise anymore. He had masses on his head and hips. He had lost two inches vertically. He compared his body to a “rock.” To make a long story short, Goggins discovered stretching through a military contact; and within months of daily practice, stretching relieved the extreme tightness in his body, healed his thyroid, and shrunk the stress-induced masses that had grown on his body.
Blue balls, or sexual frustration, is a kind of physical stress. It is an uncomfortable feeling that urges us to satisfy it, if not sexually then through some other physically gratifying activity. In general, whenever people feel bodily tension, they seek some form of release, in the form of food, drugs, or sex. In my experience, physical stress in the form of anxiety, anger, shame, etc. is fuel for the fire of lust (and other impulsive, instantly gratifying behaviors). In my experience, reliving physical stress takes a lot of the edge off blue balls. In many cases, it resolves it entirely.
Stretching To Relax The Mind And Body
As I wrote about in this article, many times we think we need a sexual release, when, in reality, we really just need a physical one. Unlike many of the intense workouts I do (sympathetic nervous system–fight or flight), stretching has an opposite purpose (parasympathetic nervous system–relaxation). The purpose isn’t to “increase flexibility”, experience pain via hard stretches, or achieve any athletic goals (even though I have gotten a lot more flexible and increased range of movement). The purpose is to relax, get blood flowing, and relieve physical tension. I have stretched my body lightly for about an hour multiple times a week for almost a year and a half; in silence, while watching TV, and sometimes even while hanging out and chatting with friends and family. Stretching (static and dynamic) doesn’t need to take that long, but I enjoy it so much and get so much out of it that an hour feels like ten minutes.
Stretching relaxes me and improves my mental and physical state 100% of the time. And that relaxant, wholesome effect carries over for several hours. From the evening, into the night and following day. Or from the morning, throughout that day and evening. By the end of each session, I often completely lose any urge I might have had to PMO, turn to sugary food, or engage in an impulsive activity. Stretching has helped me relieve chronic pain that plagued me for years. When I discovered stretching, it was a godsend. A “common grace,” as the theologians like to say, that I needed no one and nothing to experience time and again.
Back to blue balls. In sum, stretching for me has become the single, most effective way to relieve it. I’m far from an expert, but you can imagine how strongly I feel about this topic (rooted in my personal experience) to dedicate this much space to it on a forum like this. I never would have imagined myself being the “stretching guy”, but I just felt someone out there needed to read this. And credit to David Goggins for sharing his story, because without it I may never have discovered this gem.
Bonus: I leave you with a fascinating YouTube compilation from the notorious David Goggins entitled “The 3 Hour Stretching Routine That Saved My Life.”